IC Inbox for Cosmo

[hasmovedon]

If your character needs to get in touch with Roland, they can do so here! He is in possession of a phone that is capable of calls, texting, picture and video sharing, and internet access. How well he actually knows how to use it is up for debate. His voicemail away message is the standard one the phone came with, if that tells you anything.

This post can also be used to send him letters or other more private means of communication if you so desire. Just note in your comment what method of contact you're using!

Comments

Call

[dirteater]

Hey Roland I have a question. Take a seat I need you to have an open mind here.

[hasmovedon]

[Hey wow he managed to press the right button to answer the call, that alone is a victory!]

I can answer whatever question you have for me standing up. What is it?

[dirteater]

[A scoff as she mutters from the other end.] Be that way.

What are your feelings on dogs?

[hasmovedon]

Dogs? Ah. They can be a valuable companion if properly trained. A good dog is worth its weight in coin.

[dirteater]

So you wouldn't be opposed to me getting a dog?

[hasmovedon]

So long as you cared for it, no.

[... Wait. He saw those posters.]

How soon were you planning?

[dirteater]

Uuuh I was thinking like right now?

[hasmovedon]

[Oh my god.]

Right -- Beatrice, where are you going to keep it?

[Unless she is also bringing home a dog house, which he doubts.]

Call

[rickdiculous]

Yeah, uh, i-is your refrigerator running?

[hasmovedon]

[Oh, he knows that voice, even if it's a little distorted over the phone. He also doesn't know the term 'running', at least not as it applies to an appliance; his world is too devoid of technology to have that colloquialism. Running is something water and cowards do.]

What.

[rickdiculous]

I said. Is your refrigerator...running?

[hasmovedon]

It doesn't have legs, Sanchez. How could it?

[rickdiculous]

I-Is it on and working.

[hasmovedon]

... I would assume so.

[Where is this going. He is suspicious.]

[rickdiculous]

So, would you say...t-that it's running.

[forum private message]

[dirteater]

old man stop yelling at the temple im fine and youre embarrassing yourself.

[hasmovedon]

[It takes a little bit for him to check his phone and get back to her but his response is well worth the wait.]

no

Text/picture message (i have no impulse control)

[girl_at_the_window]

is this you

Text

[sixfingerednerd]

Roland.

Hypothetically speaking, if I was kidnapped by a vicious monster - say, a dragon, for example - could I trust you to NOT immediately start a one-man crusade against all things reptilian and fire-breathing?

Just out of curiosity.

[hasmovedon]

[What.]

yes . i would start a crusade specifically against the beast that captured you . why would i waste my time on others ??

[sixfingerednerd]

Well, for one, there seems to be an unusual number of them wandering around the bay today for reasons I've been too preoccupied to investigate, and I'd hate for you to wipe out the entire population before I have time to study more than just the one.

Assuming there is one in the first place.

A dragon, I mean.

[hasmovedon]

stanford .

where are you.

"Ah yes, this is where I have laid my affections" - A memoir by Roland

[sixfingerednerd]

[Instead of using his words like a grown ass man, Ford instead sends Roland a photo.]

[Rather than something useful like a photo of a landmark or a street sign, or literally anything that could possibly lead him to Ford's location, Roland gets something else entirely:]

[A selfie, with a big-ass dragon and its junk-hoard in the background. Far from terrified for his life, Ford instead looks absolutely delighted.]

I'm at a housewarming party, evidently.

[hasmovedon]

[Well. He didn't expect anything else, really.]

are you in an y danger ?

[sixfingerednerd]

Currently? No.

[Wow, Ford, how reassuring. You sure know how to ease people's minds.]

I'll keep you updated if that changes.

Or maybe I won't. It depends on if I still have access to my phone and fingers to use it with.

Anyway, see you at dinner - try to stay out of trouble!