IC Inbox for Cosmo

[hasmovedon]

If your character needs to get in touch with Roland, they can do so here! He is in possession of a phone that is capable of calls, texting, picture and video sharing, and internet access. How well he actually knows how to use it is up for debate. His voicemail away message is the standard one the phone came with, if that tells you anything.

This post can also be used to send him letters or other more private means of communication if you so desire. Just note in your comment what method of contact you're using!

Comments

[rickdiculous]

Yeah, th-the point is that YOU'D BETTER GO CATCH IT, ASSF-[urp]-ART. EAT SHIT!

[rick HANGS THE FUCK UP]

[hasmovedon]

[... what the fuck just happened?]

Action

[dirteater]

[Bearrice walks down the stairs like 10 minutes later-- on a mission.]

Did you just get a call from the asshat who's been throwing eggs at our house?

[hasmovedon]

If Rick Sanchez has been throwing eggs at our house, then yes. I wouldn't put it past him.

[dirteater]

[Beatrice continues talking as she rummages through the fridge]

You happen to know what this Rick guy looks like?

[hasmovedon]

... What are you planning, Beatrice.

[dirteater]

Oh nothing, really. Hey you won't be needing all these eggs for anything tonight, right? Great.

[hasmovedon]

[He looks at her very evenly, and then sighs.]

Petty revenge never did anyone any good. If you plan to retaliate, be sure it's decisive enough to put an end to this rather than escalating it.

[dirteater]

[She rolls her eyes a little, egg carton already in hand.]

Roland you're no fun! I just wanna mess with the guy-- laugh a little, you know?

[But she thinks about it for a second.]

What do you suggest?

[hasmovedon]

[He could suggest she not bother and that it would be better not to rise to the obvious bait, but she's young and full of fire and he knows she'll balk at the idea.]

I suggest you be sneaky. Just throwing eggs at him would be a fair repayment for what he's been doing, but it lacks finesse.

[dirteater]

[She sets those eggs down, leaning against the counter with a smug-ass smirk on her face.]

Sneaky huh? I think I can manage that.

[Thinking it over she puts those eggs away. Don't fret though young eggs, she will very likely be back for you. She walks past him, putting a hand on his arm.]

You're so wise.

[forum private message]

[dirteater]

old man stop yelling at the temple im fine and youre embarrassing yourself.

[hasmovedon]

[It takes a little bit for him to check his phone and get back to her but his response is well worth the wait.]

no

Text/picture message (i have no impulse control)

[girl_at_the_window]

is this you

Text

[sixfingerednerd]

Roland.

Hypothetically speaking, if I was kidnapped by a vicious monster - say, a dragon, for example - could I trust you to NOT immediately start a one-man crusade against all things reptilian and fire-breathing?

Just out of curiosity.

[hasmovedon]

[What.]

yes . i would start a crusade specifically against the beast that captured you . why would i waste my time on others ??

[sixfingerednerd]

Well, for one, there seems to be an unusual number of them wandering around the bay today for reasons I've been too preoccupied to investigate, and I'd hate for you to wipe out the entire population before I have time to study more than just the one.

Assuming there is one in the first place.

A dragon, I mean.

[hasmovedon]

stanford .

where are you.

"Ah yes, this is where I have laid my affections" - A memoir by Roland

[sixfingerednerd]

[Instead of using his words like a grown ass man, Ford instead sends Roland a photo.]

[Rather than something useful like a photo of a landmark or a street sign, or literally anything that could possibly lead him to Ford's location, Roland gets something else entirely:]

[A selfie, with a big-ass dragon and its junk-hoard in the background. Far from terrified for his life, Ford instead looks absolutely delighted.]

I'm at a housewarming party, evidently.

[hasmovedon]

[Well. He didn't expect anything else, really.]

are you in an y danger ?

[sixfingerednerd]

Currently? No.

[Wow, Ford, how reassuring. You sure know how to ease people's minds.]

I'll keep you updated if that changes.

Or maybe I won't. It depends on if I still have access to my phone and fingers to use it with.

Anyway, see you at dinner - try to stay out of trouble!

[hasmovedon]

u are not getting eaten on my w atch . i do not think you could re generat inside a drag on .

im coming. stay put .

[sixfingerednerd]

You worry too much.

You know that, don't you?

[hasmovedon]

i worry exactly t he correct amount

[sixfingerednerd]

[It's a long while before Ford replies - about fifteen minutes or so.]

Sorry, the dragon took a liking to my phone.

Just got it back.

Anywho, if you're dead set on 'rescuing' me you may as well bring a housewarming gift.

Otherwise the dragon might just take something off you.