IC Inbox for Cosmo

[hasmovedon]

If your character needs to get in touch with Roland, they can do so here! He is in possession of a phone that is capable of calls, texting, picture and video sharing, and internet access. How well he actually knows how to use it is up for debate. His voicemail away message is the standard one the phone came with, if that tells you anything.

This post can also be used to send him letters or other more private means of communication if you so desire. Just note in your comment what method of contact you're using!

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[sixfingerednerd]

Roland.

Hypothetically speaking, if I was kidnapped by a vicious monster - say, a dragon, for example - could I trust you to NOT immediately start a one-man crusade against all things reptilian and fire-breathing?

Just out of curiosity.

[hasmovedon]

[What.]

yes . i would start a crusade specifically against the beast that captured you . why would i waste my time on others ??

[sixfingerednerd]

Well, for one, there seems to be an unusual number of them wandering around the bay today for reasons I've been too preoccupied to investigate, and I'd hate for you to wipe out the entire population before I have time to study more than just the one.

Assuming there is one in the first place.

A dragon, I mean.

[hasmovedon]

stanford .

where are you.

"Ah yes, this is where I have laid my affections" - A memoir by Roland

[sixfingerednerd]

[Instead of using his words like a grown ass man, Ford instead sends Roland a photo.]

[Rather than something useful like a photo of a landmark or a street sign, or literally anything that could possibly lead him to Ford's location, Roland gets something else entirely:]

[A selfie, with a big-ass dragon and its junk-hoard in the background. Far from terrified for his life, Ford instead looks absolutely delighted.]

I'm at a housewarming party, evidently.

[hasmovedon]

[Well. He didn't expect anything else, really.]

are you in an y danger ?

[sixfingerednerd]

Currently? No.

[Wow, Ford, how reassuring. You sure know how to ease people's minds.]

I'll keep you updated if that changes.

Or maybe I won't. It depends on if I still have access to my phone and fingers to use it with.

Anyway, see you at dinner - try to stay out of trouble!

[hasmovedon]

u are not getting eaten on my w atch . i do not think you could re generat inside a drag on .

im coming. stay put .

[sixfingerednerd]

You worry too much.

You know that, don't you?

[hasmovedon]

i worry exactly t he correct amount

[sixfingerednerd]

[It's a long while before Ford replies - about fifteen minutes or so.]

Sorry, the dragon took a liking to my phone.

Just got it back.

Anywho, if you're dead set on 'rescuing' me you may as well bring a housewarming gift.

Otherwise the dragon might just take something off you.